Sunday, August 31, 2008

Barracuda - Sarahcuda!

Well, what do you know... it's Hairplugs Joe... With his wrong positions

Who does John choose? Sarah's big news... It's a great decision

Well, it had really shaken Obama... A tough as nails gun-totin' cute mama

They just don't know what to do with a real woman... They're scared of --- Sarahcuda

Yes, they are

They had it made, thought John would fade... There's no base support... none at all

He pulled an ace... look at their face... They cry --- "Let's abort!"

Well, it had really shaken Obama... A tough as nails gun-totin' cute mama

They just don't know what to do with a real woman.... Ohhhhh --- Sarahcuda

They thought that their path was clear.... take a bow, the cult leader would cheer ---- hooray

It's gonna soon be their day, yeah

They could just say change and hope... Playing their rope-a-dope

Oh, yeah, they're on their way

(musical break)

They had thought the path was clear... Take a bow, the cult would cheer --- big hooray.... big hooray

They thought John would soon fade.... on to the White House, they had it made

Then they ran into a real tough woman... Saaaar... Sarah.... Sarahcuda

(brief musical break)

Saaaar-acuda.... Saaaaar-acuda....... Saaaaaar.... Saaaaaar

Sar - ah - cu - da ....... Sar - ah - cu - da

Saracuda... Sarahacuda... Sarahcuda.... Sarahcuda.... Sarahcuda

By Doug from Upland , sung to Heart's Barracuda

Q. At what point in time does an embryo/fetus get human rights?

"Well, you know, I think that whether you’re looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, answering that question with specificity, you know, is above my pay grade." - Senator Barack Obama

"At the moment of conception. (APPLAUSE). I have a 25-year pro-life record in the Congress, in the Senate. And as president of the United States, I will be a pro-life president. And this presidency will have pro-life policies. That’s my commitment. That’s my commitment to you." - Senator John McCain

"I strongly support Roe v. Wade. I wouldn't have a specific question but I would make sure that the people I sent to be nominated for the Supreme Court shared my values; and understood that there is a right to privacy in the United States Constitution. That's why I led the fight to defeat Bork, Roberts Alito, and Thomas." - Senator Joe Biden

" I am pro-life and I believe that marriage should only be between and man and a woman." - Governor Sarah Palin

"We've both been very vocal about being pro-life," Palin said. "We understand that every innocent life has wonderful potential."

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