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By Katharine Shilcutt in Spaced City
Monday, Feb. 23 2009 @ 2:14PM
Did you know that Joel Osteen is kicking it old school now? And by old school, I mean Old Testament. Straight outta Hebron!
The new-agey
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He further explained his newfound nutritional path to salvation with deeply theological phrases like "back in the Bible days" and "this is kinda gross" before launching into a detailed diatribe about the inherent filth and evil associated with porcine digestive tracts...
1 comment:
Reason #8,000 why everyone should be Catholic.
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