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Saturday, November 19, 2011

Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Selling Wizard

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072 08-11-11 The death of St. Martin; starlings, cuckolds, bell ringing and a skull
071 08-11-06 "Faith inscribed across your heart": Benedict on Cyril of Jerusalem & Cyril on faith, your treasure
070 08-11-01 Venerable Bede on All Saints; a collage; don Camillo (Part IV)
069 08-10-30 Augustine on Ps 103; Benedictines can sing! 068 08-08-04 Interview – Fr. Tim Finigan on the Oxford TLM conference; don Camillo (Part III) 067 08-07-29 St. Augustine on Martha, active v. contemplative lives; don Camillo (part II)
066 08-07-25 don Camillo (part I): VM - advice on getting TLMs & “pro multis”
065 08-07-19 St. Ambrose “On mysteries”; Interview: Fr. Robert Pasley
064 08-07-15 Bonaventure on Christ “the door”; Interview – Fr. Timothy Finigan
063 08-07-12 Interview: Fr. Justin Nolan, FSSP; consecrated hands, Holy Communion and the Rite of Baptism
062 08-06-26 Interviews with and by Fr. Z; What has Bp. Fellay really said?
061 08-05-17 Pope Leo I on a post-Pentecost weekday; Fr. Z rambles not quite aimlessly for a while
060 08-05-16 Pentecost customs; St. Ambrose on the dew of the Holy Spirit
059 08-05-15 Leo the Great on Pentecost fasting; Benedict XVI’s sermon for Pentecost Sunday
058 08-05-14 Ember Days; Chrysostom on St. Matthias; Prayer to the Holy Spirit
057 08-05-13 John Paul II on the unforgivable sin; Our Lady of Fatima and the vision of Hell
056 08-05-12 Octaves – Fr. Z rants & Augustine on Pentecost
055 08-05-03 Tertullian, again; Fr. Rutler and Fr. Z on Archbp. Marini’s book
054 08-04-29 Pro-Abortion Politicians and Communion; St. Ambrose and Emperor Theodosius
053 08-03-31 Annunciation – St. Leo the Great; some voicemail Q&A
052 08-03-06 CDF on valid Baptisms, Michael Davies on valid post-conciliar Orders
051 08-02-25 Communion in the hand
050 08-02-22 St. Leo the Great on Peter; Fr. Lang on the Cathedra of Peter
049 08-01-06 Leo the Great on Epiphany; Lefebvre compared to Athanasius; feedback
048 08-01-01 Athanasius on Mary and Christ; Gamber, Schuler and turned around altars
047 07-10-25 Augustine on how to pray; how to treat newcomers at the older Mass
046 07-10-08 Gregory the Great on when pastors should SPEAK UP; priests and getting your way
045 07-09-28 Augustine on pastors; my Motu Proprio sermon in England; chapel veils
044 07-08-27 St. Monica dies, Augustine weeps; Pope Benedict greets American seminarians
043 07-08-23 Benedict XVI on Mass “toward the Lord” and a prayer by St. Augustine
042 07-08-10 St. Augustine on St. Lawrence and how to be a Christian
041 07-08-09 Ratzinger on liturgical silence; silent Eucharist Prayer
040 07-08-02 Eusebius of Vercelli in exile; my column in The Wanderer on detractors of Summorum Pontificum
039 07-07-27 St. Augustine on Christ the Mediator; “for all” or “for many”?
038 07-07-25 Ratzinger on “active participation”; The Sabine Farm; Merry del Val’s music
037 07-07-18 The position of the altar and the priest’s “back to the people”
036 07-06-24 St. Augustine on John the Baptist; Ut queant laxis
035 07-06-17 Cyprian on the Our Father; MP Rules of Engagement
034 07-06-09 St. Thomas Aquinas on the Eucharist; Mass in heaven? No!
033 07-06-03 Augustine on loving “too late”; the Trinity; leaving Roma
032 07-05-28 Gregory the Great on Job; rubrics; sacred music
031 07-05-25 Hilary on the the gift of baptism; valid and invalid sacraments
030 07-05-19 Augustine on Peter & John; singing a Tridentine Requiem; St. Peter Celestine V
029 07-05-18 Leo’s mind blowing Ascension sermon; angels
028 07-05-17 Augustine on the Ascension; Card. Castrillion on the Motu Proprio
027 07-05-16 Leo on the Ascension; a Collect; feedback
026 07-05-12 Augustine on the Alleluia; Catholic pro-abortion politicians & Communion
025 07-05-06 Maximus of Turin, missing Motu Proprio, my gratitude
024 07-05-04 Insomnia and Clement of Rome
023 07-05-03 Tertullian on heretics and 5 May for the Motu Proprio
022 07-05-01 Peter Chrysologus on your priesthood; fear and love
021 07-04-22 Leo the Great on Peter – Msgr. Schuler
020 07-04-19 Leo the Great and Benedict – Habemus Papam!
019 07-04-17 Fulgentius ad Monimum; the Historical Critical Method
018 07-04-15 Augustine to the newly baptized
017 07-04-07 Exsultet
016 07-04-06 Tenebrae factae sunt – Good Friday
015 07-04-04 Augustine – Christ is Vine and Life
014 07-04-02 St. Augustine on the Lord’s Passion
013 07-04-01 Palm Sunday with St. Andrew of Crete
012 07-03-30 Fulgentius of Ruspe and tools of ancient Rhetoric
011 07-03-27 Augustine – Christ’s voice in our voices, ours in His
010 07-03-25 Leo the Great’s Letter 28 "ad Flavianum" – veiling statues – a "Tridentine" church in Rome
009 07-03-22 Leo on the Passion; Sobrino; confessions on Good Friday
008 07-03-20 Leo the Great on works of mercy in Lent
007 07-03-18 St. Augustine on John 8
006 07-03-12 St. Augustine on the woman at the well
005 07-03-09 Ambrose: De fuga saeculi
004 07-03-06 Augustine’s en. ps. 140
003 07-03-04 Pope Leo the Great on the transfiguration, the moon, etc. 
002 07-02-27 St. Cyprian on The Lord’s Prayer
001 07-02-25 1st Sunday of Lent – Augustine on Psalm 61 

Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
and do Thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host -
by the Divine Power of God -
cast into hell, satan and all the evil spirits,
who roam throughout the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.

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